A Better Stimulis Idea

Just think $750 billion dollars to bail out Wall Street and there buddies in the banks last year (from their bad loans). Another 800 billion to stimulate the economy this year to keep unemployment below 8%, Oh wait it is 10% now. What happened the stimulus didn't stimulate.
Do you realize those useful idiots in congress could have paid every man, woman and child in America, Canada, Mexico and the Caribbean one million dollars each. That would have stimulated every economy in the world and the banks bad loans would have been paid off. HERE IS THE BIGGEST PART; IT WOULD HAVE COST 5 HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS AT THE MOST! NOT OVER ONE POINT FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS. WHERE IS ALL THE MONEY AT?